Janthopoyism

Playing Cards with God

Book 4: The Bridge of Offerings | Chapter 4.5 | 17 November 2021

Many teachers throughout history have referred to life as a game, and with good reason. This simple perception shift removes seriousness and creates levels whereby harder obstacles indicate advancements rather than misfortune. Such an attitude implies that one can develop strategies and get better at the game the more one actively plays, which is true.

This chapter suggests we specify and simplify the game we are playing. In our conceptualisation, Janthopoyism personifies the External Universe as a tangible "God" figure who deals cards for you to play with and plays cards itself. Every day, "God" will play cards at you, some of which will be friendly to assist your path, others which will be trickier to handle. At the same time, "God" will deal you cards, new ones constantly appearing in your inventory while there are more permanent cards at your disposal (like those you've earned previously or were blessed with from birth).

So if you wake up to find no milk in the fridge, catch your energy spiking and mentally modify the narrative. "God" just played a card: there's no milk in the fridge. Alright, now pause. Look at your relevant cards. What do you have to play? Go buy milk? Ask a neighbour for a pint? Calculate a way to start your day without this liquid? You can even scream your head off at someone for finishing the milk if you prefer, although gauging the vibration, that card seems to be off, right?

Regardless, whichever card you ultimately play, "God" will play one back. You might get milk! Or the shop might not have milk today. Or you might crash your car as soon as you exit the driveway. Again, each moment of conflict interrupting your plan, or each asset falling on your lap, or each opportune coincidence clearing a passage can (and should!) be viewed as a card played by the External Universe. It solidifies the Janthopoyistic truth that the External Universe is one singular organism functioning largely out of your control. It's not that Jennifer broke your stapler or that your internet service provider ruined your deadline when the wifi fell down. It's merely a card game and in each scenario, shouting at the cards is about as useless as it sounds. Instead, take a deep breath, analyse your hand, play your best card, then await the External Universe's response.

It is also in your utmost interest to acknowledge when "God" gifts you with lucky cards, offering a quick thanks of gratitude in return. Call it prayer, manifestation, superstition, whatever you want, but it is simply intentional neurological programming. We are training our Gatekeeper to spot and accumulate additional fortune cards along the way.

As with any game, the unpredictability and challenge of Life generates the thrill. It's interesting, then, how so many people regard game-playing as a leisurely activity. They thrive in an action-based alternate reality that intentionally creates difficulties and rewards skills gained. Yet, when it comes to real life, they complain about the struggle even though identical mechanics apply. If you played a game that was so simple that you glided to the end and you knew the entirety of its content before you started, how much fun would that game be? We bet you'd lose interest fast! Thank goodness Life could never be criticised as such, as the External Universe will continuously play interesting moves whether you're playing or not. Anything can happen from moment to moment. Observe, then play your next card accordingly.

Everyone holds both privilege cards and handicap cards. These are cards deeply integrated into the fibre of our position, usually dealt at the starting line but can be earned or inflicted at a later date. Whatever these are, use them when you can. Never blame them for anything. And do not point out the unfairness of someone else's stockpile. Assets from birth are not the person's doing; they were dealings by the External Universe. Nobody chose the demographic their cards fell into. And while there are advantages and disadvantages to specific cards, the quality of an individual's drive will always exceed this initial hand until it sinks into irrelevance.

For example, many Western countries consider a white, straight, cisgender male as the ultimate set of privilege cards, and in certain contexts, this will ring true. However, if that same person inherits a genetic depression card or a physical abnormality card, then any supposed strength may wither in its shadows. Furthermore, everyone knows a white, straight, cisgender male who is otherwise useless. All the presumed privilege in the world, yet they spend their days on the couch watching television, rendering these cards largely wasted.

Meanwhile, numerous people born with a suite of minority so-called "disadvantaged" cards will play them the best they can. They'll expertly manoeuvre life with determination until the cards they gain along the way represent something more substantial than any of the privilege cards stated before. The trick is to locate the angles you can slip into and capitalise on per each card you hold; whether intelligence, humour, charm, attractiveness, or wealth, use it! Exploit your privilege cards as far as you can take them. It's totally acceptable, just as long as you never exploit other humans as you're doing so.

When individuals appear to be gifted with easy hands their whole lives, do not succumb to detrimental emotions such as jealousy or scorn. That was what they were dealt, it is no business of yours, and you do not know what polluted cards they hide at the back of their decks. Moreover, a stream of favourable circumstances is not always as advantageous as it may seem. Those accustomed to getting the hands they want will be crippled if Life smacks them with a particularly damaging round, blasting them miles off course, crying for help because they never had to learn how the game works.

In the meantime, those who have received various dud cards tend to function from a far higher platform. Because if you are dealt enough rubbish, you'll become skilled at maximising on rubbish. Learning to play well with seemingly fruitless hands is one of the most effective abilities a player can master. Then, when you eventually get that golden ticket, you'll flatten the land.

The Universe is a singular organism that owes you nothing. If your perception calls you a victim, then Life will fulfil the role of the dominator because you asked for it. And it's going to mess you up. Alternatively, you can view the Universe as a friendly sparring partner by playing the cards you were dealt and playing them well. It's completely up to you.

If we may, we'd like to casually introduce another interesting Jantho theory. And that is to hypothesise a certain awareness from the Universal Energy itself. Whether an overarching conscious being or a systematic equation motivating evolution, perhaps the Cosmos recognises those who are worthy of the rarest cards. Once your energetic response has built a reputation for capitalising on opportunities, "God" could identify you as a prime candidate for providing the most progressive data, and the highest quality of gameplay will come at you hard and fast. Of course, we don't have access to prove the existence of such source code. But when analysing influential individuals throughout history—those who played every hand with ambitious vigour and manifested deliciously thrilling lives as a result—there is evidence to support our notion.

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Janthopoyism is a spiritual philosophy meets self-improvement program.
We view the Absolute collection of all Universal Energy to be the highest power. You are part of that power. You are an extension of divinity.
The ultimate purpose of this power is to evolve, and we each have a unique part to play in this progression. The details of your role are relayed to you every moment of your life via emotional notifications.

The tricky bit is that human beings have developed a communication barrier between themselves and this instruction.
This barrier is called "the brain".
But never fear! By utilising some very simple practices, you can open the flow of exchange, granting you access to the ether of infinite ideas, the infallible path of your guided destiny, and the recollection of your holiness.

Which is basically a wanky way of saying that your life is about to get a whole bunch better.

Join the movement before it becomes too mainstream.


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© All words by Jared Woods, 2023