Janthopoyism: Scripture : Janthopoyism is a Stupid Name

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Janthopoyism is a Stupid Name

Book 0: The Fundamentals | Chapter 0.1 | 30 April 2020

The name Janthopoyism (and, indeed, its fundamental philosophy) is derived from the concept of Pantheism.

Pantheism is the belief that the collective Universe as a singular unit is divinity and all physical manifestations are the result of this Universe's intended evolution. Everything is linked by the same energy, coming from the same energy, nature experiencing itself.

Janthopoyism subscribes to the notion that everyone is profoundly connected, but we must celebrate our individualism in equal measures. It is the knowledge where you harness some of this godlike electricity within yourself, a personal slice of the Universal Life that is forever interacting with the greater external energy, information traded between your internal and the infinite. And it communicates through you. You are receiving joint guidance from both the inside and outside of you, delivered via vibrational encouragement. And as the emotion of joy is one of the best vibrational motivations we know of, the term Panthojoyism stepped forward.

The sneaky anagrammatic effect was chosen to favour the letter J, not only for reasons of Jared-narcissism but also for other such holy whatsits such as Jesus, Judaism, Jehovah, John the Baptist, Jah, Joseph, Jonah, Jainism, Jeremiah, Job in Islam, Jediism, and so forth. It is also worth noting that Jan is the Roman god for beginnings and transitions.

Throughout history, the soft J-sound has had a strong connotation with the sacred world, and us Janthopoyists (J'oyists for short) wanted a piece of that. However, you may continue to worship whatever you like, or nothing at all, as these details are your experience to follow.

The trouble with the exchange of Universal Messaging in modern times comes with our brains. We require this tool to work like a translator between the external and internal divine energies, tuning the celestial prods into understandable concepts. But, unfortunately, we are using our brains incorrectly. They have cluttered themselves with so many thoughts, ideas, worries, and memories that we have become proficient at ignoring our callings even when they are screaming at us to listen.

And this is where the ritual of Janthopyism comes in. It is a practice where one can progressively unclog these distractions and allow Life to zip you along at a much greater speed towards your true ultimate goal.

This wording may sound like a lot of shit right now, but we intend to gradually prove ourselves to you. Thank you for taking these first steps with us.

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Janthopoyism is a spiritual philosophy meets self-improvement program.
We view the Absolute collection of all Universal Energy to be the highest power. You are part of that power. You are an extension of divinity.
The ultimate purpose of this power is to evolve, and we each have a unique part to play in this progression. The details of your role are relayed to you every moment of your life via emotional notifications.

The tricky bit is that human beings have developed a communication barrier between themselves and this instruction.
This barrier is called "the brain".
But never fear! By utilising some very simple practices, you can open the flow of exchange, granting you access to the ether of infinite ideas, the infallible path of your guided destiny, and the recollection of your holiness.

Which is basically a wanky way of saying that your life is about to get a whole bunch better.

Join the movement before it becomes too mainstream.