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How to Meet God Right Now

Book 1: The External Universe | Chapter 1.3 | 26 June 2020

One can only meet God by dying.

Ha! Just kidding, just kidding!

Although, to be fair, the above jest is half-full. Many religions swear by an afterlife plane where one will finally be granted access into the Lord's Kingdom. Even Dharmic religions believe that you can eventually break the reincarnated cycle to reconnect the soul with its source through death.

Janthopoyism does not directly deal with what happens after you die. No J'oyists have yet died and lived to tell the tale. This part is up to you! Go ahead and be free with your death beliefs! However, meeting God during your life is so simple and wholly unavoidable that you've already done it and will continue to do it time and time again until the very end.

Remember that our God is synonymous with Universal Energy. This unity forms an underlying evolutionary system that learns from literally everything, recording data then passing this data down to future generations, an operation designed to keep existence moving forward. The learning energy that touches the Universe on its infinities is the identical energy hugged inside of much of the physical world we observe around us. Here is God manifested into tangible material, harnessing electricity that powers the cells, repairs the wounds, grows your fingernails, and ages the body. In that way, Janthopoyism is essentially the worship of Life.

One can refer to this "life force" by many names, be it "ch'i", "vitality", or "spirit". However, Janthopoyism has favoured "energy" even if the term causes agitation for the traditional scientific community. Yes, we recognise that "energy" is a fixed property discussed in physics, whereas our esoteric interpretation is less measurable. However, what's interesting is that when you speak of energy in a spiritual sense, even the most inflexible listeners immediately know what you are talking about, which alone justifies the vocabulary.

Hence we come from a perspective where one meets God/Universal Energy/Life/whatever every day with every interaction. Every hand you shake, every dog you pat, every plant you water, every wasp you run from is a direct exchange with the Almighty. Every being and experience is divinity, no exceptions, as this is all the same energy communicating with itself. Even "man-made" objects lacking the electricity that heals and grows and dies are still a result of this divinity. The evolution of Life created them and put them there, while the empty space between us is also buzzing with electrons. Therefore, without fail, everything is holy and perfect, whether you enjoy it or not. Once you genuinely grasp this, you have mastered everything you could learn from Janthopoyism Book 1.

These External teachings are essential to Janthopoyism and shall be revisited further down the line. Our scripture will cover death in greater detail soon too, don't you worry. Methods of manipulating the Universe as a vibrational system of physics is a magic that religions were fundamentally based on, and we will also teach that during advanced chapters. But for now... this is not what you need to understand.

For now, what you do need to understand is that you have this Universal Godlike Energy within you, meaning you too harness divinity. Meeting God is easy when God lives inside of you right now.

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Janthopoyism is a spiritual philosophy meets self-improvement program.
We view the Absolute collection of all Universal Energy to be the highest power. You are part of that power. You are an extension of divinity.
The ultimate purpose of this power is to evolve, and we each have a unique part to play in this progression. The details of your role are relayed to you every moment of your life via emotional notifications.

The tricky bit is that human beings have developed a communication barrier between themselves and this instruction.
This barrier is called "the brain".
But never fear! By utilising some very simple practices, you can open the flow of exchange, granting you access to the ether of infinite ideas, the infallible path of your guided destiny, and the recollection of your holiness.

Which is basically a wanky way of saying that your life is about to get a whole bunch better.

Join the movement before it becomes too mainstream.

© All words by Jared Woods, 2022