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What If We're Wrong?

Book 0: The Fundamentals | Chapter 0.4 | 30 August 2021

Following directly on from the agnostic conversation, we support those who question our content. Janthopoyism would rather you challenge us than aimlessly swallow whatever we hand over. Any belief system assured by its worth would encourage the same interrogations. Offence can only weaken the insecure. Meanwhile, the sturdiest will strengthen under the refinement of pressure.

But why stop with us? Why not examine each of your current beliefs from that agnostic station of open hypothesis? Ask yourself, if your evaluations turn out to be less than 100% accurate (an extremely plausible outcome, to put it mildly), would they still have benefited your timeline? Or would your dedication to such speculations be a waste of the precious gift we call Life?

A helpful evaluation method is to compare the emotional centre points between each philosophy to which you subscribe. Here are some common examples:

Do you believe happy thoughts manifest into a happy reality? And what if you're wrong? Then you've still spent your days nurturing a pleasant mental space. That sounds perfect to us! Keep it up!

Do you believe that those who oppose your faith are soldiers of the devil and will burn after death? And what if you're wrong? Then you've harboured hatred towards fellow human beings, creating division from a platform of arrogance. That doesn't seem fair.

Do you believe that a pursuit of love and service will result in eternal bliss once you pass through this realm? And what if you're wrong? Then you've used your power to spread happiness among other people, improving the world around you from a position of compassion. Nothing could be more admirable!

Do you believe that alien lizard overlords are conspiring to suck the blood out from your children? And what if you're wrong? Then you've allowed unprovable theories to stir emotions of fear inside yourself, now paranoid about the entire social system's development and leaking those negative vibrations onto others. That is akin to using the magic of your brain-energy as toilet paper.

Please note that any of the above hypotheses could ultimately be true or untrue. In the vast majority of cases, there will be some truth and some mistruth dotted together. But anyone who is adamant that their mind's conclusions are superior to the findings of other minds is delusional and most likely brainwashed by the material they have been consuming. The only foolproof method of accuracy is to never commit to anything yet gravitate closer to the notions which improve wellbeing, avoiding those that cause harm. For even if confirmed mistaken, you can stand tall that your heart moved from a place of love, trust, and modesty.

Janthopoyism prides itself as a philosophy that will positively serve the life of anyone who pays attention to it. If fate eradicates our species tomorrow and it turns out that the Rastafarians were the chosen people or that the way of the Jedi was more precise, those details are irrelevant to us. All we care about is that we help people find the joy designed explicitly for their individual lives, collaborating with reality to maximise their potential. Any spiritual organisation should appreciate this approach.

Like every practice, Janthopoyism was built upon theories, and like every theory, we accept they might be wrong. But we might be right! And none of this matters either way because the results remain the same. It works.

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Janthopoyism is a spiritual philosophy meets self-improvement program.
We view the Absolute collection of all Universal Energy to be the highest power. You are part of that power. You are an extension of divinity.
The ultimate purpose of this power is to evolve, and we each have a unique part to play in this progression. The details of your role are relayed to you every moment of your life via emotional notifications.

The tricky bit is that human beings have developed a communication barrier between themselves and this instruction.
This barrier is called "the brain".
But never fear! By utilising some very simple practices, you can open the flow of exchange, granting you access to the ether of infinite ideas, the infallible path of your guided destiny, and the recollection of your holiness.

Which is basically a wanky way of saying that your life is about to get a whole bunch better.

Join the movement before it becomes too mainstream.

© All words by Jared Woods, 2022