Janthopoyism
The 100 Disciples
Misc Scripture | 30 September 2020Janthopyism may not have a prophet, but we do have disciples! 100 of them! If by disciples you mean people who have subscribed to the mailing list.
To demonstrate gratitude to those first 100 emails sacrificed to our monthly sermon, we shall be immortalising the following people into Janthopoyism scripture for all eternity. If your name is below and you would like us to change it in any manner, do not hesitate to let us know.
In semi-order of subscription:
- Jared Woods
- Roxi Robyn Hansen
- Daniel Sapsford
- Heather Rodwell
- Michelle Jeffries
- Tony Batt
- Adam Hartley
- Carike Williams
- Carl Judas
- Kimberley Jones
- Stine
- The Freewheelin’ Troubadour
- Darren
- Christopher Alan Cook
- Stu “Rwavi” Forbes
- Wilmie Klop
- Lonnie Bee
- Andrew Hannon
- Faye Bradshaw
- Simon G
- Kate Francklin
- Angela Symons
- Charlotte
- Faure Teggin
- Dunk the Funk
- Blacky
- Trevor
- Frannybelle
- Filip L. Firlej
- Joshua Dusk
- Mazy Burns
- Jamie Cuthill
- Shane Cooke
- Damien Watt
- Suzie Oakes
- Clint Dellow
- Diana Varakina
- Aaron Geary
- Saliu Balogun
- David
- Ammr Khalifa
- Eleanor Goodman
- Jon Bowes
- Claire Lyn Kolbé
- Elliott Wood
- Tim Plummer
- Jdryling
- Katt Cullen
- Brandon D Shore
- Greg Pearce
- Milz
- Samantha Alsemgeest
- Dee Stanborough
- Leila
- Alastair
- Sasang
- Ina
- Aura
- Kerri Lynn (cat lady in denial) Mossop
- Mark Chocolate
- Henk
- Ahmed Khalifa
- Patris Gordon
- Lucas
- Vic Soggoth
- Andrew Marriott
- Ahmed Alhimali
- Frank Jozsef Bertalan
- Evette Kotze Coleman
- Abigail
- Shenna
- Quinton Renda
- Andy
- Brother Brothers
- Steven Brains Phillips
- Who Watt
- Jack Naylor
- Wessel Matthee
- Kieran Shah
- Pritstick
- dollthot
- Sean
- Josh HD
- Jazz
- Michael
- Allix R
- Salium
- Angie Pangie
- Lola
- French Monster
- Jared
- Mitch Strauss
- Amy O’Neill
- Christal Twigt
- Lee Doig
- Kerry Nash
- Lisa
- Krashi
- PP
- Chris
Janthopoyism is a spiritual philosophy meets self-improvement program.
We view the Absolute collection of all Universal Energy to be the highest power. You are part of that power. You are an extension of divinity.
The ultimate purpose of this power is to evolve, and we each have a unique part to play in this progression. The details of your role are relayed to you every moment of your life via emotional notifications.
The tricky bit is that human beings have developed a communication barrier between themselves and this instruction.
This barrier is called "the brain".
But never fear! By utilising some very simple practices, you can open the flow of exchange, granting you access to the ether of infinite ideas, the infallible path of your guided destiny, and the recollection of your holiness.
Which is basically a wanky way of saying that your life is about to get a whole bunch better.
Join the movement before it becomes too mainstream.
We view the Absolute collection of all Universal Energy to be the highest power. You are part of that power. You are an extension of divinity.
The ultimate purpose of this power is to evolve, and we each have a unique part to play in this progression. The details of your role are relayed to you every moment of your life via emotional notifications.
The tricky bit is that human beings have developed a communication barrier between themselves and this instruction.
This barrier is called "the brain".
But never fear! By utilising some very simple practices, you can open the flow of exchange, granting you access to the ether of infinite ideas, the infallible path of your guided destiny, and the recollection of your holiness.
Which is basically a wanky way of saying that your life is about to get a whole bunch better.
Join the movement before it becomes too mainstream.
