Janthopoyism
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Potential Trip Hazards in Janthopoyism's Future

Book 0: The Fundamentals | Chapter 0.5 | 29 May 2020

There are multiple reasons why one cannot be too confident about Janthopoyism's legacy in the vast pool of spiritual history.

When looking at other religions, they perplex their followers with magnificent promises of instant fulfilment. Follow a certain (oft-restrictive!) procedure before the inevitable doomsday arrives, and the Lord shall grant you VIP tickets to paradise or a higher quality of reincarnation after you perish. Furthermore, these ideologies are delivered via vague hands, stretching their teachings into the open interpretation space. This technique means that no matter what happens in the lives of the living, readers can precisely tailor the outcomes to fit their so-called messages.

Janthopoyism is a rudimentary form of core spirituality that remains true to all beliefs, the central point where every ideology can meet comfortably. Moreover, it is a straightforward philosophy without ambiguity, stating no claims of magical quick fixes that grant you a special type of life after death. Instead, we are far more concerned with a special type of life during life, offering you an easy-to-follow guide that will help shift your perception in that direction. Everything beyond that is up to you.

Simply put, Janthopoyism is not a spiritual belief built for participants to indiscriminately inhale its coaching. It is a study intended for those who think for themselves. We encourage experiences that will differ from individual to individual, assisting those who wish to break away from any such group mentality and seek the only guru that matters: the guru within yourself.

Additionally, Janthopoyism is a self-improvement program, and while we guarantee soaring results, it is not a quick-fix flash. We do not promise you immediate gratification, just like we are not asking for your soul in return. Everything we teach is a slow yet logical method that requires some dedication on your part. It's comparable to acquiring any worthwhile skill, be it playing an instrument, training for sporting performances, or communicating fluently through a new language. None of these are overnight achievements which should be a welcome revelation. Those who want to live the highest calibre of life shall receive it in ways others do not have access. It's a more rewarding ladder to climb.

Apologies for this rare moment to get autobiographical, but another potential downfall of Janthopoyism concerns the founder himself. Me! This collection of concepts may have come from my person but were a direct response to my quest for fundamental truths. While I fully commit to these philosophies with my mind and spirit, I still have a long journey of unpicking my past conditioning until I can automatically live each moment by these principles. Much to my dismay, I am still human, fighting off my brain, trying my hardest to stick to my True Path and regularly stumbling off the side.

For this reason, I kindly request you treat the Janthopoyism texts separate from the author. I am not the representative of this movement. Even if I wanted to be, the independence of every person's path concludes that we can never wholeheartedly follow one another anyway. The stepping stones may be the same, but my path is the wrong path for you! Everyone's path is the wrong path for you! Only your path set out by you will get you to where you're supposed to go.

Then again, there is always the chance that Janthopoyism will click profoundly within someone's enlightenment, and their understandings will swiftly surpass mine. Following this thought path, perhaps Janthopoyism's messianic figure could still be arriving? Maybe it's you?

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Janthopoyism is a spiritual philosophy meets self-improvement program.
We view the Absolute collection of all Universal Energy to be the highest power. You are part of that power. You are an extension of divinity.
The ultimate purpose of this power is to evolve, and we each have a unique part to play in this progression. The details of your role are relayed to you every moment of your life via emotional notifications.

The tricky bit is that human beings have developed a communication barrier between themselves and this instruction.
This barrier is called "the brain".
But never fear! By utilising some very simple practices, you can open the flow of exchange, granting you access to the ether of infinite ideas, the infallible path of your guided destiny, and the recollection of your holiness.

Which is basically a wanky way of saying that your life is about to get a whole bunch better.

Join the movement before it becomes too mainstream.

© All words by Jared Woods, 2022