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The Scripture


How the Scripture Works
Every month, new Janthopoyism teachings will be sent out to the mailing list.
These writings will also be placed here, gradually forming the full picture.
Once enough scripture has been collected, the Janthopoyism Bible will be compiled by stitching these pieces together.
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Book 0: The Fundamentals

Book 1: The External Universe

Book 2: The Internal Universe

Book 3: The Bridge of Receivings

Book 4: The Bridge of Offerings

Book 5: The External Worship
FIXED: 5.1. The History of Janthopoyism
29 April 2021
FIXED: 5.2. How to Run the Skew System
29 April 2021
FIXED: 5.3. Skew: Health
29 April 2021
FIXED: 5.4. Skew: Relationships
29 April 2021
FIXED: 5.5. Skew: Home
29 April 2021
FIXED: 5.6. Skew: Work
29 April 2021
FIXED: 5.7. Skew: Spirit
29 April 2021
FIXED: 5.8. Nifty Tips and Tricks
29 April 2021

Book 6: The Internal Worship

Book X: Advanced Janthopoyism

Janthopoyism for Kids

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Janthopoyism is a spiritual philosophy meets self-improvement program.
We view the Absolute collection of all Universal Energy to be the highest power. You are part of that power. You are an extension of divinity.
The ultimate purpose of this power is to evolve, and we each have a unique part to play in this progression. The details of your role are relayed to you every moment of your life via emotional notifications.

The tricky bit is that human beings have developed a communication barrier between themselves and this instruction.
This barrier is called "the brain".
But never fear! By utilising some very simple practices, you can open the flow of exchange, granting you access to the ether of infinite ideas, the infallible path of your guided destiny, and the recollection of your holiness.

Which is basically a wanky way of saying that your life is about to get a whole bunch better.

Join the movement before it becomes too mainstream.

© All words by Jared Woods, 2022