Janthopoyism
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The Six Books of Janthopoyism

Book 0: The Fundamentals | Chapter 0.7 | 29 May 2020

As we reach the end of the Janthopoyism fundamentals, we shall soon be sliding into the core teachings behind these beliefs. To help you better prepare for the epicness that awaits, let us spend this text blessing you with the primary sections you can anticipate.

Janthopoyism has split its scripture into six distinct categories. You can expect them in this specific order:

Book 1: The External Universe
The Universe outside of yourself, which you mainly observe and have very little direct control over.

Book 2: The Internal Universe
The small slice of the Universe which you do have some control over.

Book 3: The Bridge of Receivings
The entry point where the external and the internal meet; information entering your Internal Universe from the outside and making changes.

Book 4: The Bridge of Offerings
Same as above except flowing in the opposite direction; information you are relinquishing into the External Universe for it to use as it will.

Book 5: The External Worship
The process to ensure that everything you can influence immediately outside of you is vibrating on the highest possible level (mostly via what is known as the Skew Program).

Book 6: The Internal Worship
The process of finding yourself within yourself, pinpointing exactly where you are supposed to be and where you are supposed to go to better serve the Universe inside and out.

Considering the above, we are starting to unlock a stronger summary of Janthopoyism.

It is the two-way connection between that which you command and that which you do not.
It is the duality of two Universes trading intelligence.
It is learning to decode the instructions presented to you and then providing the precise data requested of you.
It is you, and it is everything else, working as a team to assist the evolution of all things.

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Janthopoyism is a spiritual philosophy meets self-improvement program.
We view the Absolute collection of all Universal Energy to be the highest power. You are part of that power. You are an extension of divinity.
The ultimate purpose of this power is to evolve, and we each have a unique part to play in this progression. The details of your role are relayed to you every moment of your life via emotional notifications.

The tricky bit is that human beings have developed a communication barrier between themselves and this instruction.
This barrier is called "the brain".
But never fear! By utilising some very simple practices, you can open the flow of exchange, granting you access to the ether of infinite ideas, the infallible path of your guided destiny, and the recollection of your holiness.

Which is basically a wanky way of saying that your life is about to get a whole bunch better.

Join the movement before it becomes too mainstream.

© All words by Jared Woods, 2022