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Nifty Tips and Tricks

Book 5: The External Worship | Chapter 5.8 | 29 April 2021

Like everything in this world, the Skew System requires practice, and the initial heave is often the most daunting. But truthfully, the only thing you need to pursue is momentum! And once that comes, it's as simple as maintaining the spin with a weekly inspection at least, or a tiny nudge at most.

You will find that the intention of amplifying vibration is usually enough to boost the vibration itself. Focusing on an aspect in your life and attempting to increase it by a mere .5 is so casual that your mind will gladly join the team. Your mental comrade will shift into lookout mode, scanning reality for a solution until you slip into the flow of better ideas. Even the excitement of a future energy-rising hunt can consequently churn out superior numbers. The trick is not a trick! It's what this scripture has taught from the get-go. Have fun! If you're not having fun, stop. Try something else. Having fun is the most powerful indication that you're facing the external direction intended just for your Internal Universe.

If you are stuck for thoughts on boosting the Weakest Link's score, we recommend going nuts and smashing it with everything you've got. Say yes to whatever! Be open to exploring anything! Some notions will stick, others bounce, but eventually, an easy yet significant route will reveal itself to you and can be ultimately be incorporated into the machine, serving to maintain a higher score for the rest of your days. Hence, it's the Weakest Link you will excel at after enough conditioning. You will have practised handling conflict better in this category, and will know how to deal with its wobbles. In contrast, your Strongest Link may be unprepared for a hit. One of your most reliable weapons for raising that .5 is seeking and consuming material specific to your current glitch. Have you googled it? Are there articles or case studies you can read? Is there a book you can purchase? Is there a podcast you can listen to? Is there an app you can download? Are there YouTube mentors or tutorials out there? What products are available? Can you author a paper yourself? Feel out the suggestions that reverberate with the highest energy, and test every inspired idea! Always go too far than too short; you'll learn more that way. Never forget that there is a Universal Mind of collective human knowledge where the answer lies. Someone out there has the solution, and if you can absorb their attitude, then you'll blast those numbers so tall that you'll get dizzy. And in the rare instances where you are genuinely unable to fix an external concern, then it's a perspective alteration you must pursue instead.

If you've read through Book 5 and scoffed the words "it's not that simple", then please be wary of such conditioned responses of excuse-making. But also recognise that making a plan is that simple. And taking the first step is that simple. No one is asking you to reconstruct your life in seven days. We are only asking you to raise your lowest vibe by .5.

Another good start to any weekly tackle is to write an appreciation list for your Weakest Link. It may seem counterintuitive to gush gratitude for the sector that's going wrong, but it's a process of realignment. By appreciating what you do have, you'll calculate what's important and nurture those favourable elements to heighten the Skew whilst hopefully shrinking the undesirable issues to more digestible sizes.

Talking of lists, we advise you to always keep a document per Skew on your person (most practically on your phone). You never know when a random idea for, say, Health or Spirit may come knocking even if they aren't the Weakest Links at that time. Record the thought anyway to bypass forgetfulness! And if one day you suddenly experience a dip in those Skews, you can simply check that list for previous gifts from the Universe.

When evaluating your respective Skews, try not to exclusively view them from a past and present standpoint. Gaze towards the week ahead, identifying imminent threats and/or indications of a glittering future. If things are not looking so hot, you can take a firmer grip on the wheel by committing to encouraging plans. If there are persuasive promises on the horizon, then there is no worth in stewing in yesterday's failures.

We spoke earlier about the ordering of the Skews as you rate them. It appears to be such an inconsequential detail with no correct answer, but you can even use this tiny tweakery to your advantage. It will be an individual's selection, but we'd advise starting your weekly system run with a Skew that frequently scores well, getting the party gliding nicely. Then perhaps follow it with the Skew you regularly find to be your Weakest Link, drooping your aura down a bit. Next, a Skew that pops out an average score to neutralise. And end with the Skew that repeatedly scores highest to surge your emotions before moving on to the planning phase. Of course, this is all up to you, and you can do whatever you like.

Here is a logical juncture to reiterate how every Skew System will develop uniquely. My process has run for many years and has transformed into a very complex routine. I'd love nothing more than to proudly show off the techniques I've built, but I fear such an elaborate demonstration would only work to confuse your path. So instead, I urge you to embrace the intricacies that seem to come out of nowhere, never questioning whether Janthopoyism would approve or not. We approve! We intentionally present the entirety of our material as raw as possible. We are merely the clay for you to build your masterpiece! Allow your energy to fly free without hesitation, and the result will be perfectly tailored to you. Every Skew will occasionally leak into surrounding Skews. Matters may affect two or more Skews at once. That's as normal as life. However, if you want to become a true Skew master, then exploit the link by combining Skew attacks. There is always a way! Performing any action with another human will enhance the Relationship Skew. If you have some outside chore to accomplish, why not walk/run/cycle there to add to the Health Skew? Stay mindful enough that wherever you are, you prioritise the comfort of others, keeping the Spirit Skew swirling. If a Skew comes with stacks of notes or documentation, a quick organisation can help the Home Skew to breathe. Any Skew that earns money joins the Work Skew. And speaking of which, any Skew can inspire the Work Skew too, if you're a creative personality. You can also consume audio data in conjunction with many other jobs. One of the most substantial ways of contributing faster speeds to evolution is multitasking, and the opportunities to do so are endless! Give yourself double the bang for your energy!

Ultimately, merging Skews into singular projects is the supreme goal. The more the boundaries of each category blurs, the closer to Jantho godliness you will come. If a legitimate Skew messiah ever arrives, it would be they who managed to combine every Skew into every decision as an automated function.

Conversely, Skews can clash, for example, the social consumption of alcohol or fast food in a Health vs Relationtionship debate, or keeping your space clean when facing a frantic deadline in a Home vs Work dispute. In these frictions, our advice is to sacrifice numbers from the Strongest Link. Syphon from the barrel that contains the most fuel, serving the weaker links whenever such options are apparent. However, with smart practice, even these turmoils can be played against each other, generating a win/win scenario. Why not gravitate towards friends who advocate healthier lifestyles? Why not leap into the deep end of a workload, minimising the windows of opportunities for immoral behaviour? Use your cards!

One personal strategy I will propose is the art of penalising. To illustrate, I may feel in prime physical condition during a Skew evaluation, but I didn't quite hit my exercise goals the previous week; hence I'll deduct a .5 to encourage an additional focus on moving forward. One can apply the same process to any intended achievements you missed due to a fault of your own. Use it or don't use it, but when accountability affects your numbers, the extra incentive can push you further ahead.

The Skew system is infallible. This is a fact you will learn the deeper into the practice you go. If you're scoring high but feeling out of whack, it's not the system; it is you. You are overlooking something. In my experience, this will often occur within your Strongest Link. Risky demographics include workaholics, athletes, or even those who dedicate a ton of energy to their family life. The output may be fantastically rewarding, and your Skew score could reflect this favourably. But in the background, you're burning out without taking the energetic depletion into the score's tally. Be careful! Necessitating time off a Skew is an integral part of sustaining the system! Take a chill if your tummy vibrates funny!

We are an evolution orientated philosophy, so every decision must be about movement. But on that token, note that a limited rest period is still progression. Getting enough sleep is imperative in offering your most concentrated energy to the Universe. Going backwards to fix a former mistake is still following an onward trajectory because you're mending unstable foundations. If you yearn for the spiritual rejuvenation of relaxing in a forest or on a beach vacation, then take it! Allow the cogs to cool down so the lightbulb gods can catch up, gifting brighter sparks to the quietened mind. But only you know when you're crossing the line of unproductivity and procrastination. Remain honest with yourself.

Be very wary of scapegoat Skews. Pay vigilant attention to your Weakest Link in this regard. When we feel off, we tend to dump the entire blame into the most glaringly obvious void. If a number-ceiling persistently blocks your Weakest Link, spend additional time carefully analysing every other Skew with that complication in mind, ensuring you're not missing something. This type of error can often fall upon the Spirit too, as you might misinterpret the emotional disruption from any troublesome Skew as an existential crisis. Double-check your numbers thoroughly when your Spirit rates are low.

Sometimes a Skew will be obliterated by a conflict so severe that your whole life goes tumbling after. An unwanted medical diagnosis, the death of a loved one, a loss of income; there are plenty of terrible instances, and you've met many of them over your years. The damage to your Weakest Link may be so critical that there is no way to address it. It's far too sensitive, and you require a gap to let it settle. If so, take a page out of the sportsman guidebook and train around the problem. You don't have to target the sore spot directly but can tighten unrelated bolts in the same Skew. Alternatively, focus on a different Skew for the week. Distract yourself by upping another score, and this can get your mind humming in a safer space before reevaluating the Weakest Link later. Use your second-poorest Skew to massage next to the predicament or dedicate energy to your favourite Skew/Strongest Link to summon power into your life. Do I need to say it? Follow the good feeling.

On the flip side, sometimes a Skew will vibrate so loudly that the others dissolve away into insignificance. Examples include falling in love, landing your dream job, or having a spiritual epiphany. Such moments are rare and unsustainable but also the greatest! Sit back and adore them! Milk them for all they are worth! Take a week off, even! These are your rewards, friend! Enjoy!

When certain people read spiritual material, they crave less practical, more magical. Skew is not that, but Janthopoyism has many pockets filled with stardust. Achieving life's goals with stranger techniques will be covered at the end of our scripture during the advanced Book X, so get excited for that.

For now, integrate the Skew System and accept that you'll find various glaring holes of trouble when you first do so. I'm willing to bet you already have a clue what those are. It will take many weeks or even months to patch those up. There is no whimsical way around this. Everyone's report will be different, but it took over a year before my system started to chug along as an independent machine, and even then, it was rickety. But eventually, it will transform into a self-sustaining program, one you only need to check up on to polish periodically. Otherwise, this system will allow your days to speed by without a care, flashing clear warning signs long before any emergency demands attention. Just prioritise a high Skew score above everything else, and an extraordinary life will follow because it quite literally offers a numerical value to an extraordinary life exactly.

And when it becomes apparent that all cylinders are firing solid digits with minimal interference on your part, then you can proceed to have way more fun across the board. In a perfect world (and it is a perfect world!), you'd dedicate an hour or so per day to each Skew. As previously mentioned, the peak is where your every action considers every Skew at once, not only taking their maintenance into account but seeking to train your brain and advance your life into uncharted realms of fulfilment. Technically, you should always be working on everything all of the time, forever perceptive to the vibrational ideas the Universe offers to you, and eternally willing to take motion whenever they do so.

Never sag into complacency. Always strive for improvement as that is the evolutionary way. If your routine alone is securing the stations, then you need to jack it up. Intentionally grow a Skew by pushing it out of your comfort zone. Get crazy with it, even fearlessly pursuing a kamikaze mission where other Skews may lose a slight of balance. As long as you're having fun, you're doing the right thing, and if your weekly Skew session screams at you to calm down, then revert to default while holding onto the new wisdom obtained, trying something else at a later stage. Just don't let go of the dream of perpetual growth! Whatever your overall percent, work on lifting that by an additional 5%! 10%! 15%!? And who knows? Maybe you'll be the first person to hit 100%! And then you'll explode into pure energy and meet God and multiply into the next phase of evolution! Please note that Janthopoyism does not promise anything of the sort.

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Janthopoyism is a spiritual philosophy meets self-improvement program.
We view the Absolute collection of all Universal Energy to be the highest power. You are part of that power. You are an extension of divinity.
The ultimate purpose of this power is to evolve, and we each have a unique part to play in this progression. The details of your role are relayed to you every moment of your life via emotional notifications.

The tricky bit is that human beings have developed a communication barrier between themselves and this instruction.
This barrier is called "the brain".
But never fear! By utilising some very simple practices, you can open the flow of exchange, granting you access to the ether of infinite ideas, the infallible path of your guided destiny, and the recollection of your holiness.

Which is basically a wanky way of saying that your life is about to get a whole bunch better.

Join the movement before it becomes too mainstream.

© All words by Jared Woods, 2022