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The 100 Disciples

Misc Scripture | 30 September 2020

Janthopyism may not have a prophet, but we do have disciples! 100 of them! If by disciples you mean people who have subscribed to the mailing list.

To demonstrate gratitude to those first 100 emails sacrificed to our monthly sermon, we shall be immortalising the following people into Janthopoyism scripture for all eternity. If your name is below and you would like us to change it in any manner, do not hesitate to let us know.

In order of subscription:
  1. Jared W
  2. Roxanne L
  3. Danny S
  4. Heather R
  5. Michelle J
  6. Tony B
  7. Adam H
  8. Carike W
  9. Carl P
  10. Kim vdW
  11. Christine T
  12. Jonathan B
  13. Dion P
  14. Darren L
  15. Kris C
  16. Stu F
  17. Anne I
  18. Wilmie K
  19. Lonnie B
  20. Andrew J
  21. Faye B
  22. Simon G
  23. Kate F
  24. Angela S
  25. Charlotte T
  26. Faure T
  27. Duncan R
  28. Gerard B
  29. Jezza
  30. Doxxman
  31. Fran B
  32. Filip F
  33. Clem D
  34. Mazy B
  35. Jamie C
  36. Shane C
  37. Damien W
  38. Suzie O
  39. Clint D
  40. Diana V
  41. Aaron G
  42. Saliu B
  43. Stringpluka
  44. Ammr K
  45. Eleanor G
  46. Jonathan B
  47. Claire K
  48. Elliott W
  49. Maryke vdS
  50. Jody D
  51. Katt K
  52. Brandon S
  53. Greg P
  54. Milz D
  55. Sam A
  56. Denise S
  57. Leila D
  58. Alastair P
  59. Sasang
  60. Ina D
  61. Mark H
  62. Kerri M
  63. Michaela ZS
  64. Henk B
  65. Ahmed K
  66. Patris G
  67. Ki
  68. Vic S
  69. Andy Ma
  70. Ahmed H
  71. Frank B
  72. Evette K
  73. Abigail H
  74. Shenna R
  75. Quinton R
  76. Andy Mc
  77. Root10
  78. Brains P
  79. Gareth W
  80. Jack N
  81. Wessel M
  82. Kieran S
  83. Pritstick
  84. Lucie G
  85. Sean S
  86. Jish
  87. Jazzdempster
  88. Michael M
  89. Allix R
  90. Saliu B
  91. Yali M
  92. Angela F
  93. Lola F
  94. Chiara R
  95. Jared M
  96. Mitchel S
  97. Amy O
  98. Christal T
  99. Lee D
  100. Kerry N-C

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Janthopoyism is a spiritual philosophy meets self-improvement program.
We view the Absolute collection of all Universal Energy to be the highest power. You are part of that power. You are an extension of divinity.
The ultimate purpose of this power is to evolve, and we each have a unique part to play in this progression. The details of your role are relayed to you every moment of your life via emotional notifications.

The tricky bit is that human beings have developed a communication barrier between themselves and this instruction.
This barrier is called "the brain".
But never fear! By utilising some very simple practices, you can open the flow of exchange, granting you access to the ether of infinite ideas, the infallible path of your guided destiny, and the recollection of your holiness.

Which is basically a wanky way of saying that your life is about to get a whole bunch better.

Join the movement before it becomes too mainstream.

© All words by Jared Woods, 2022